Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Contract problems won't affect January plans says boss

Pompey boss Steve Cotterill has confirmed that the ongoing cock-ups with the ridiculous contracts offered to players by the tireless Jack A’Story won’t affect his activity in the January transfer window.

In an exclusive made-up interview with Frattonise, Cotterill said: “While the situation is farcical and could only happen at Fratton Park, it will not make any difference to our recruitment policy in January, as it has been made clear to me that Bogroll Chainmail has no intention of putting money into the club whatsoever.

“Even if this situation hadn’t been ongoing, we would not have been bringing anybody in as that would require commitment and money.”

A spokesman for Mr Chainmail said: “He is a Pompey fan but has no interest in football. He is looking to take the club back to its rightful place in the Premier League but is also looking to sell. Make of that what you will. Suckers!”